12 Hours In My Mind

Well, today I decided to write down my random thoughts from 8 A.M. until 8 P.M.

They aren't very interesting or relevant to anything, but here goes.


So turn on, tune in, drop out and enter the crazy world of my mind.

First, watch this intro, pretty much sums up the trip you are about to take.

• Don't try to cover up cigarette smoke with perfume. It doesn't work.
  
• Hugs are better un-rushed…
  
• When you say "who/what" I don't think you pronounce the slash
  
• Okay, so the 10 commandments were carved into stone. But the whole Torah? That would take forever
  
• Hmm, Jews don't say God's name to show him respect. Interesting.
  
• ♫ 'Cause it's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll ♫
  
• Put some clothes on
  
• Wow, she makes a convincing guy
  
• WTF? *
  
• Showtime!
  
• DJ Rabbi D at your service!
  
• "75 seconds? I can do a whole minute!"
  
• If I ripped off your legs, why would it matter if I put them in hot lava** or not?
  
• 12 is a nice, even number
  
• That was a polite way of saying "I don't want to come!" Obviously you didn't get that.
  
• Much better un-rushed
  
• I don't think you can say "cup of latte"
  
• Wow, 2^nd page. I have no life.
  
• What would the world look like if nobody had eyebrows? Woah, freaky. What is the purpose of eyebrows? They don't actually serve a purpose do they?
  
• Seeing as this is none of your business please stop reading over my shoulder. Thanks.
  
• Eets b-e-a-u-tiful outside!
  
• I guess some people are just deaf.
  
• Shit, we have to hand that in?
  
• I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts-DO YOUR WORK!
  
• ♫ Hard row to hoe all by yourself ♫
  
• Didn't know anyone could possibly complain that much
  
• Lean back and you have a cushion
  
• How hard would you have to push to get a pen through your eye into your brain? ***
  
• A year is longer than a semester. Dumbass.
  
• If you are going to insult someone, at least do it properly
  
• Do bongs get hot when used?
  
• Fifth period was designed to kill my mood
  
• How long would you go to jail for stabbing someone in the leg with a compass?
  
• Beatles had Apple first…
  
• EARTHQUAKE!
  
• ♫ When she moves my brain screams out this song. HELLO!♫
  
• Candy machine jelly beans taste nasty
  
• Why? Why why why why why why why?
  
• Should I write this from a Nazi point of view? That would generate an interesting response…
  
• Well that was fun.
  
• When in a shitty mood, hugs help and ice cream helps, but together they can fix almost any mood.
  
• I wonder if you can shot-put a weight…
  
• I just tried to snooze my phone
  
• It's 4:12 and I can't keep my eyes open
  
• Blah
  
• I hate it when people speak acronyms. ****
  
• It is hard to match the epicality of an 8-year-old screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" during a dodgeball game
  
• What if our eyes weren't in our head? Our perception of the world would be totally different
  
• I can feel time passing. Freaky.
  
• ♫ Look out of my window; Still rainin' ♫
  
• Less talking. More music.
  
• ♫ I look at the world and I notice it's turning, while my guitar gently weeps ♫
  

Thanks for joining me during that 12 hour trip through my thoughts. That was pretty pointless but oh well…

-MAESTRO



*pronounced "dubbuyewtieyff" as in this video

** speaking of which, is there any other kind of lava?

*** This wasn't a depressed sentiment, though I have those moments, it was more of a morbid curiosity

**** e.g. "Oh emm gee" in real life. Makes me want to strangle them.